When/if you learn those two things..PLEASE let me know..
I have never learned to two-step, and I could use advice on an IRA also...LOL
I just learned to flatfoot Appalachian style, so I have high hopes for two-steppin'. Investing, though, is not my cup of tea....it's going to be more of a forced learning situation, lol.
I can two-step and *could* teach you ("Sloooww Sloooww Quick Quick"), but as to my long-lost IRA, no comment.