You need to add the "Can't be science if not in the lab" and then when natural speciation is repeated in the lab say "well, that's intelligent design because it was intentionally done in a lab."
(Most recently this occurred when referencing the 100 year project of the English re-creation of the natural speciation of wild Kale into broccli, asparagus, cabbage, and several other already existant species.)
Oh, and then the fall back of "Well, those are all just plants.
"Macro evolution" is a change from a plant to an animal" (or somesuch).