[blowfish]

Shop around. Choose wisely. Seek out the one that attracts the hottest chicks.

Since I'm married, my criteria will be:

• Has the killerest music (Baptists probably have this one sewn up).
• Has the best potlucks.
• Has the least boring sermons.

[durasell]

Stay away from those promising multiple virgins in heaven. There is an inherent flaw in this so-called "reward."

A) Do you really want to go through making the first time special 72 times? I think not.

B)Statistically speaking, any number of those 72 will turn out to be stalkers. Hey, being stalked through eternity can't be a picnic. Figure 87 billion (that's billion with a "b") hang ups on your answering machine late at night.

However, give serious thought to a religion promising Vegas cocktail waitresses.