To: NYer
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?
I don't want to know how they consummated the marriage ... .
12 posted on
12/30/2005 6:24:43 AM PST by
nmh
(Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
To: nmh
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?It's not bestiaility because Dolphins are so darn cute! -sarc
25 posted on
12/30/2005 6:31:49 AM PST by
frogjerk
(LIBERALISM - Being miserable for no good reason)
To: nmh
How did they consummate the marriage...?
The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..
Anyway Cindy is a stupid name for a male dolphin....wonder why she hung that albatross around his neck. (metaphorically speaking)
27 posted on
12/30/2005 6:32:08 AM PST by
joesnuffy
(A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
To: nmh
I would NOT be surprised if they DID consummate the marriage though....
101 posted on
12/30/2005 7:18:35 AM PST by
Muzzle_em
("Get busy LIVING or get busy dying")
To: nmh
I don't want to know how they consummated the marriage ... .
If consummated, they left the pool for the open ocean. The dolphin gripped her in a finny embrace and dove down a thousand feet or so to do the act.
202 posted on
12/31/2005 11:50:17 AM PST by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: nmh
Aeons ago, I ran across a "dolphin lovers" website.
Yes. "Lovers". It implies what you think it implies.
Apparently, they manage to do the unthinkable ... the site had instructions on how to avoid injury.
I have NO idea ... none whatsoever ... if the site still exists.
222 posted on
12/03/2009 2:17:26 PM PST by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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