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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
YnetNews ^ | December 29, 2005 | Joe Kot

Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer

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To: NYer

There's something fishy about this ....


21 posted on 12/30/2005 6:28:57 AM PST by clamper1797 (Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Fierce Allegiance

Yikes, a male dolphin named "Cindy"?  How gay is that?

Dolphins are way down on the list of mammels I'd like to have sex with.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

22 posted on 12/30/2005 6:30:00 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: NYer

Sheesh...there's enough blamed on my tribe. Now this--who needs it?


23 posted on 12/30/2005 6:30:55 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: Jeff Head
Goofy as this story is, you do have to view it as a further disintegration of morals, certainly of spirituality. Obviously the rite of marriage is made a mockery of.

As to perversion, dolphins are sexually promiscuous and they do "molest" humans in the same way your cocker spaniel might be happy to see your leg. Some folks have even been injured as a result.

24 posted on 12/30/2005 6:31:33 AM PST by Williams
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To: nmh
What ever happened to shunning bestiality?

It's not bestiaility because Dolphins are so darn cute! -sarc

25 posted on 12/30/2005 6:31:49 AM PST by frogjerk (LIBERALISM - Being miserable for no good reason)
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To: NYer

There is a silver lining to all this: Another nutjob takes herself out of the gene pool.


26 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:06 AM PST by rbg81
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To: nmh
How did they consummate the marriage...?

The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..

Anyway Cindy is a stupid name for a male dolphin....wonder why she hung that albatross around his neck. (metaphorically speaking)
27 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:08 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: NYer

"Brokeback Marina."

}:-)4


28 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:11 AM PST by Moose4 (Liberals and vampires: Both like death, both hate crosses, and both are bloodsuckers.)
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To: Pharmboy

Also, is it normal to refer to her as a "Brit Jew"?


29 posted on 12/30/2005 6:32:18 AM PST by Williams
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To: andy58-in-nh
"Are they going to SeaWorld for the honeymoon? "

I'm sure the honeymoon will be all that she dreamed it would be.

Click Here, if you dare.

You've been warned...

31 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:47 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Owl_Eagle

Did they take the blood test? This union could produce some ugly off spring.


32 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:50 AM PST by oxcart (Remember Bush lied.......People DYED... THEIR FINGERS!)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
Married to dolphin but "not a pervert" Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list; I know what you like.

33 posted on 12/30/2005 6:33:56 AM PST by PatrickHenry (Virtual Ignore for trolls, lunatics, dotards, common scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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To: NYer
'I'm not a pervert'

I beg to differ.

35 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:02 AM PST by Semi Civil Servant (The Main Stream Media: Al-Qaeda's most effective spy network.)
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To: LdSentinal

LOL! Well-played!


36 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:39 AM PST by FreedomPoster (Guns themselves are fairly robust; their chief enemies are rust and politicians) (NRA)
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To: NYer

I hope the dolphin's mom was there...

How do you say "You could have done better" in dolphin?


37 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:41 AM PST by joesnuffy (A camel once bit our sister.. but we knew what to do.. we gathered rocks and squashed her!)
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To: Williams

It is an Israeli site, so that would be a normal clarification for them. But, it first struck me as a bit odd...


38 posted on 12/30/2005 6:34:44 AM PST by Pharmboy (The stone age didn't end because they ran out of stones.)
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To: NYer

She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."


39 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:01 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: NYer

Since she's rich she's eccentric. If she were poor she would be called crazy


40 posted on 12/30/2005 6:35:28 AM PST by dennisw (we need a fence!!!)
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