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Miracle Photoshop Cures Dick Clark In Time For New Year's
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Posted on 12/29/2005 12:15:05 PM PST by Retired Chemist
An ABC publicity photo promoting their annual depressing-party-in-a-box, New Year's Rockin' Eve, is causing controversy for having Photoshopped in a smiling, fully upright, pre-stroke Dick Clark next to co-hosts Hilary Duff and Ryan Seacrest:
[T]he image of the 76-year-old Clark was taken before his December 2004 stroke and superimposed onto a recently taken picture of Duff and Seacrest.
The "Photoshopping" spurred rumors that the ageless celebrity hasn't recovered from the stroke and may be unable to properly perform his annual year-end duties on Saturday night, New Year's Eve.
A spokesman for Clark and ABC bosses denied those rumors yesterday. [...]
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: abc; dickclark; nye
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To: Retired Chemist
In other news, doctors have discovered that Dick Clark is in fact an android...
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:16:12 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(The Republicans Suck Less than the Democrats)
To: Retired Chemist
"Depressing party-in-a-box" indeed. Hillary Duff and Ryan Seacrest. No wonder the jihadists think we're ripe for toppling.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:19:21 PM PST
by
My2Cents
(Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
To: My2Cents
I don't even know who they are.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:24:14 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Retired Chemist
"drooling,depressing party-in-a-box" ping
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:26:26 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: nuconvert
I haven't seen SeaQuest in probably 12 years and Duff was in Guns 'N' Roses probably even longer ago than that.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:29:16 PM PST
by
jdm
(QOY "I'd hit it. Then I'd turn it over, praise Allah, and hit it again." Lazamataz on Osama's niece.)
To: Retired Chemist
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:31:07 PM PST
by
frankjr
To: jdm
There was (is?) a woman in Guns 'N' Roses ? (that's a band, right?)
[yes, I've been living under a rock]
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:33:06 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: frankjr
She doesn't look like she'd be a member of a band named Guns 'N' Roses. She looks like Kathi Lee Gifford.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:35:50 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Retired Chemist
Why doesn't the man just retire?
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:36:15 PM PST
by
Fawn
To: nuconvert
Roger that ~ you and I have been out of touch ~ congratulations! :)
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:39:13 PM PST
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Retired Chemist
Are we allowed to dis Dick Clark on FR? I would be careful if I was you....:)
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:43:27 PM PST
by
yellowdoghunter
(Thank you President Bush for Judge Alito!)
To: frankjr

"He's dead, Ryan."
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:44:14 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
To: Retired Chemist
And I just mailed in my 2006 death pool list...darn...
To: jdm
Huh? You're kidding, right? I don't think Hilary Duff was even born when GNR was GNR...
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:46:45 PM PST
by
Hegemony Cricket
(Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof - usually by midmorning, or so.)
To: Fawn
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:47:00 PM PST
by
bannie
(The government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.)
To: jdm
>>>I haven't seen SeaQuest in probably 12 years and Duff was in Guns 'N' Roses probably even longer ago than that.>>>
LMAO!!!
Wrong Duff. Although it's questionable who looks better (especially with that new chin implant that the rocker Duff is sporting. Gives such a manly look. Hillary just got old man dentures)
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:47:19 PM PST
by
sandbar
To: bannie
Some people don't even try to be human.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:48:21 PM PST
by
ExcursionGuy84
("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
To: nuconvert
Hilary Duff is a no-talent pop singer, Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:49:59 PM PST
by
Terpfen
(Libby should hire Phoenix Wright.)
To: nuconvert; All

Which one is she ?
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:50:07 PM PST
by
ATOMIC_PUNK
(secus acutulus exspiro ab Acheron bipes actio absol ab Acheron supplico)
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