Should I have put a sarcasm tag at the end of my post or did you recognize it as an actual quote from Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer on the Today Show that I was making fun of? I can't tell from your comment.
You seem confused. If you make a small donation of $200 to the Church, we can help you work out your issues.
(Of course I got it! There's nothing better than NOT playing along with the script!)