[Dahoser]

At Camp Stubbornlyclingingtothesixties... "Telegram for Cindy Sheehan!"

"I'm Cindy Sheehan."

"Sign here, please."

"Cindy, Cindy, what does it say?"

CINDY STOP

I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM  STOP

YOURS BARBARA BUSH  STOP

[Xenalyte]

I tell you what, I'd hate to be on the receiving end of a Barbara Bush ass-whuppin'. You just KNOW that lady knows how to lay the smack down!