[King Moonracer]

Instead of spending hours haunting public lavatories, or other pick-up points, I might have read several books as long as War and Peace — I might even have written one."

I'm speechless.

[I still care]

Unbelievable, isn't it? Normal people tend to stay as far away as possible from most public lavatories. I've planned whole trips around not having to go to one.

My Dad always taught us to never touch anything in a public bathroom without a towel.