Malaysia to investigate "Bigfoot"

News.Com (Australia) / Agence France-Presse ^ | December 29, 2005

[Stoat]

"Johor is home to large tracts of jungle, including its famed Endau-Rompin National Park, and unconfirmed sightings of large creatures surface periodically."

[Roy Tucker]

"Bigmouth" used to be the Prime Minister there.

[Nathan Zachary]

In the right country, the big-foot souvenir business can be very lucrative. Malaysia sounds like an excellent place to set up shop. It's loaded with superstitious suckers.

[GeronL]

aaaaaarrrrghhhhh!!!,... my eyes, my eyes..... scared the crap out of the cat.... I getta more...

[GeronL]

we have a FReeper in Kuala Lamur selling hot dogs.... hhhmmm

[DieHard the Hunter]

Malaya has many bigger problems to deal with than Big Foot: like, for instance, implementing Democracy and the will of the people.

> and there's the possibility of something other than animals, then maybe we would put camera traps..."

These jokers will probably set down machine-gun traps for Big Foot. If there ever was such an animal lurking in the Malay penninsula, soon there won't be.

"Koooo-Eeeee! Big Foot! Yeh, mate! Keep yer head down until these larrikins give you the vote! Mate, I mean it!"

[Stoat]

In the right country, the big-foot souvenir business can be very lucrative. Malaysia sounds like an excellent place to set up shop. It's loaded with superstitious suckers.
 

[GeronL]

It's my sister's dog, Pom Pom

[Bon mots]

Sighting all kinds of big monsters lately...



There's the one that the Tsunami
uncovered in India that they
are wondering about...
(Click on photo to see video)

...Then there's the Siberian ice giant that some Russian oil explorers supposedly found that they are now hushing up... click on the thumbnail to see the page and go to the film.

[Stoat]

These jokers will probably set down machine-gun traps for Big Foot.

"Okay Mohammed...you make a noise like a female Bigfoot who wants a date.   Achmed and I will move in through this thicket and flush him out.  Abdullah, you set up the MG4 over there and blast anything that comes down the path!"

[Stoat]

Fascinating! I hope to hear more on these discoveries soon!

[Joe Boucher]

Maybe these bigfeet are some of the beast men the russians tried to make for invincible soldiers. They escaped.

[Dallas59]

[joesnuffy]

This is what comes of 'outsourcing'

When Malaysian shoe factories are cranking out those size 21 basketball shoes...they wonder what kind of creature could have such feet

[conservativecorner]

Where is Janet Reno these days?

[righttackle44]

"Bigmouth" used to be the Prime Minister there."

Wasn't he also the last Democratic Party presidential
candidate?

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

I have a totally non scientific viewpoint that at some time something we call a Troll did exist, and may still exist somewhere. (A Neanderthal sighting?) This is based only on myth and story. We need something that stands outside our regular, ordered world and gives it a sense of the unknown and of mystery.

Of course, I would also acknowledge that the majority of these sightings-as well as UFOs sightings-are pure bunk and fabrication perpetrated to bring tourists to purchase products from the local convience story. (I haven't see you in the trailer park..yer not from around here, are you?)

[Stoat]

Maybe these bigfeet are some of the beast men the russians tried to make for invincible soldiers. They escaped.

At this point I'm not ruling out any possibilities.

Stalin's mutant ape army (Yes, it's what you think)

[mad_as_he$$]

Trying to get a new tourist stream going?????/

[Stoat]

Thanks so much for your undercover, top-secret photo of the REAL Bigfoot.  Most people think that squirrels are just cute, fuzzy and harmless little creatures, but they have no idea of the real truth about squirrels.

Squirrels go nuts on crack (addicts hide drugs in gardens; our furry friends dig it up)