To: Final Authority
Using the same logic:
There's only one way to stop teen pregnancy:
Ban Penises.
4 posted on
12/28/2005 12:08:42 PM PST by
RockinRight
(It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
To: RockinRight
There's only one way to stop teen pregnancy: Ban Penises. Don't give them any ideas. (Although NOW has been pushing this idea for years.)
10 posted on
12/28/2005 12:09:46 PM PST by
Pete
To: RockinRight
"Using the same logic:"
and it's the spoon's fault that Rosie ODonnell is fat!
To: RockinRight
Ban Penises. You can have my penis when you pry it from my cold, dead hand.
To: RockinRight
(a) SHORT TITLE- This Act may be cited as the 'Prevention of Illegal Acts Act'.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
SECTION 1. Ban on Illegal Acts.
Congress finds that: · Despite the number of laws currently in force today, citizens are still breaking many laws. Making all crimes illegal will prevent them.
41 posted on
12/28/2005 12:17:24 PM PST by
Loud Mime
(Liberals want civil liberties, except for the unborn, the smokers and the constitutionalists.)
To: RockinRight
Using the same logic: There's only one way to stop teen pregnancy: Ban Penises. I think we should give the "Cash for Penises Turn In Program" a chance first before we go door-to-door confiscating them.
111 posted on
12/28/2005 12:47:44 PM PST by
WideGlide
(That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
To: RockinRight
""Using the same logic:
There's only one way to stop teen pregnancy:
Ban Penises.""
I think the feminazis are working on it.
To: RockinRight
Ban Penises There are some who would think that is a GREAT idea.
134 posted on
12/28/2005 1:18:16 PM PST by
stockpirate
(John Kerry & FBI files ==> http://www.freerepublic.com/~stockpirate/)
To: RockinRight
There's only one way to stop teen pregnancy:
Ban Penises.
Just ban ovaries instead.
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