[TheBigB]

I cried when Reese Witherspoon got naked in the film Twilight, but those were tears of joy.

And why am I fixated on Reese Witherspoon today?

[Doohickey]

Two things:

1. I'm offended that you've removed the eye candy from your FReeper homepage.

2. You've violated the rule of mentioning a hottie without posting the requisite visual evidence.