Predictions 2006

12/28/05 | teddyballgame

[RightWhale]

All these predictions '06 threads will be combined into one thread.

[GunnyHartman]

"Howard Dean replaces Marty Feldman in next edition of Young Frankenstein (Starring John Kerry)."

LOL, and Pelosi will be the Bride of Frankensteen?

[WideGlide]

After a long night of drinking and carousing Rep. Patrick Kennedy of Rhode Island crashes his Mercedes into the Tidal Basin with his drunken, unconscious father in the back seat. Unfortunately the Senator drowned in 5 feet of water before regaining consciousness while the Congressman swam for shore. Republicans legislators reacted quickly renaming the Tidal Basin on a voice vote today. The Tidal Basin will now be known as the Edward M. Kennedy Memorial Cesspool, and protected by the EPA as an enviromentally sensitive, naturally stagnant body of water.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

...elevating the Cowboys into the playoffs where they will become the first team since the '81 Raiders to win the Super Bowl,

Huh?

[ItsOurTimeNow]

I like your prediction the best.

[hoosierboy]

I predict the Pallies will shoot Israelis.

[Red Badger]

You mean he throws temper tantrums, too?...........

[Normal4me]

Cheney can't resign. When President Bush is impeached, Cheney will become President. Has anyone informed the dem-fools of this yet? ;-)

[xmission]

LOL, and Pelosi will be the Bride of Frankensteen?

Or at least his navel lint (g)

[PigRigger]

- Indy wins the Superbowl

- Alito confirmed

- Iraq successes become so apparent that even the MSM can't deny them; desperate dems flail as reality sets in....launching GOP gains in the 2006 Senate elections.....

- Iran will not be attacked by the US alone....if done, it will be spear headed by a coalition of European parnetrs...thus my belief that nothing will be done in 2006....especially with US elections coming up in November....

- Signs of a power struggle within North Korea will become apparent....internal chaos will ensue....

- Economy will continue to grow; particularly as Iraq independence grows allowing for significant troop withdrawals....

- China will flex her muscles....Taiwan in the cross hairs...what to do with the little Island will become center stage by the end of the year...

[Red Badger]

...impersonating a LIVING human being........

[philsfan24]

youre forgetting the 1997 broncos. its irrelevant anyway, dallas has no shot.

[xmission]

Dems begin editing history books in order to say they were on the winning side of the war (Bush's side) all along.

[WideGlide]

change "Father" to Uncle." My bad. All them Kennedy's look the same.

[GunnyHartman]

"...elevating the Cowboys into the playoffs where they will become the first team since the '81 Raiders to win the Super Bowl,

Huh?"

Whoops, Wild card team.

[Sunsong]

Oh, I think the future will be bright - but not in 2006. 2006 will see more turmult and turmoil - more disaster and death than 2005.

Many will blame the wrath of nature and global warming. Others will blame the wrath of God and the sinful nature of mankind. Neither will be correct.

[jpl]

Gerald Ford will pass away. The Dow will finally crack 11,000 and continue rising. The Republicans will lose a couple of seats in both the House and Senate but retain control of both, thanks to the strong economy. And the terrorists will launch a major attack in Saudi Arabia at multiple locations simultaneously.

[GunnyHartman]

"youre forgetting the 1997 broncos. its irrelevant anyway, dallas has no shot"

I kind of disqualified the donkeys since they had to cheat on the salary cap to make it. They look pretty good this year too. I wonder...Naw, they wouldn't do that again, would they?

[newfrpr04]

Liberals in the federal government continue to leak

And the compassionate conservative does nothing about it.

[harpu]

"John Kerry goes Al Gore looney."...Got to be good theatre!
"Howard Dean goes further off deep end."...To go deeper, he would have to start heading up!
"Tom Daschle still saddened."...WGAF!
"Feingold/Pelosi/Murtha drag party further left."...More good theatre!
"MSM becomes even more irrevelavent."...SWEET!