Fisher - Dirty Girl
I had your name
in my head with "Mrs." on it
You had no clue what
mine was but did not care
I came looking
for the mate of my soul you were
out looking for someone just for the night
So here I go again, Dirty Girl, lay me down
Pleased to meet you
There you go, now you know a dirty girl
Pleased to leave me
Oh, don't say good-bye
I fell asleep
to the sound of your heart beating
But I woke up when
you asked me to please leave
You said "Nothing personal - it's impossible"
You can't fall asleep
with a girl you don't know...well, Ah h*!
Here I go again, Dirty Girl, lay me down
Pleased to meet you
There you go, now you know a Dirty Girl
Pleased to leave
You always say good-bye
Why do they always say good-bye?
Walking home - 4 a.m. - once again...
Here I go again, Dirty Girl, lay me down
Pleased to meet you
There you go, now you know a Dirty Girl
Pleased to leave
You always say good-bye
Why do they always say good-bye?
I'm walking, in the rain
With my shoes in my hand
I look stupid in a cocktail dress at ten AM
And I can't get a cab
Have you seen my shoe?
I'll call you
"Shortly after his liaison with the recently zotted "Proud Republican Woman", Joe makes a horrible discovery...
Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
And grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My b4lls feel like a pair of maracas
My b4lls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh **d I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My b4lls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"