[tom h]

Sorry, boys, this lady is revolting to the eyes. Lessee ...

* False boobs -- creepy to touch

* Lousy, blotchy skin from too much time in the tan salon

* Excessively-prominent nose

* Really crummy hair -- nothing soft about it, stiff and full of hairspray, unable to comb it for her

Sorry to be such a downer ...

[streetpreacher]

And she used to be a he!