This is the "winning" topic I believe, the first of Nine (appropriately enough). And now, without further ado, a message #2 from one of the duplicate threads, also appropriate, depending on one's age group of course...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1560189/posts?page=2#2
To: voletti
Letterman Top Ten Punchlines to Dirty Irish Jokes 1998
10. She's out in the barn making Bailey's Irish Cream.
9. I thought 'Dublin' was having sex with twins.
8. Here's one snake St. Patrick didn't chase out of Ireland.
7. That's not the Blarney Stone, but don't stop kissing it.
6. I saw Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche practicing their Gaelic.
5. Lord of the Dance? More like 'Lord of my pants'!
4. These lucky charms are magically delicious!
3. Keep looking -- I know there's a shamrock in there somewhere.
2. That is my thick Irish brogue, and yes, I'm happy to see you.
1. Ted Kennedy.
2 posted on 01/18/2006 5:09:28 AM PST by Vaquero