To: Darksheare
I had a first date with a shy demure acting chick who clamped her teeth on my thigh, and wouldn't let go. I had to pound on her head to get her off me.
959 posted on
01/02/2006 12:22:48 PM PST by
stephenjohnbanker
(Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our troops at home and abroad!!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I was going to ask what she was doing at your thigh, but I think a better question is this: Were you wearing pants?
*snort*
961 posted on
01/02/2006 12:23:58 PM PST by
Monkey Face
("He's so old his blood type was discontinued." ~~ Bill Dana)
To: stephenjohnbanker
The mousy types tend to be tigeresses behind closed doors with pulled curtains.
Not that I mind such, but as I asked once: please don't damage the frame and upholstery on my personage..
*cough*
965 posted on
01/02/2006 12:25:54 PM PST by
Darksheare
(Bezerky Jerky the funky Turkey jerky strips! Yum!)
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