Second of all, if you had taken the time to think, (an alien concept to you I know), you would remember that Christmas is not about shedding blood, but, it is about the BIRTH of our saviour. That being said, I will now return to lurking because you need to get back to "Brokeback Mountain" so that you can admire the other "big dumb cowboys"
And since it is your penchant to insult others military service, I spent 26 years in the Corps. Did my time in the Nam and Kuwait. As opposed to your merit badge in pudding preparation.
TTFN
Semper Fi
Save all that bravado for the officer's club, I drank and brawled with the NCOs...