The Senior Parade Float from Massachusetts, ladies and gentlemen...
This photo is too funny. Teddy's pants are undone. Drunk people often have problems with keeping their pants up. He's too drunk to realize there's cones connected with yellow tape blocking his way, he's just trying to make it to his car without falling down. No problem, he'll just walk through it like Godzilla, dragging it to his car, cones and all. Heck, it'll probably be dragging behind him all the way home. The cops won't pull him over if they want to keep their jobs, though!