[mikegi]

This clearly shows that the Gujarat Indians are genetically predisposed to a high Motel Management Quotient (MMQ). How else would you explain that 0.01% of the USA population is Gujarat-owned yet they command 50% of the market? Indian biologists are somewhat reluctant to discuss the genetic aspects of this superiority given the long history of racism against Gujarat Indians by the British Empire. Still, Dr Patel of the University of Gujarat says that such superiority must be explored scientifically.

[beaver fever]

Part of the superiority of Gujarat Indians concerning the management of motels can be explain by their willingness to answer a buzzer in a electronically locked lobby in Watsonville a 3:00 in the morning.

My girlfriend and I stayed at such a motel. As soon as the owner was satisfied that we weren't packing he gave us a room.

The shower had grey-green mold growing in it from floor to ceiling. The shower stall wasn't even tiled!!!!!!!!!!

Fifty bucks a night in 1983!!!!!!

We might as well have been vacationing in Romania.