[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

super-glue in the lock
LIQUID LEAD - EVEN BETTER!!

[Bear_Slayer]

Is that the same as JB Weld? If so, I agree.

Then start a dog-doo fire on her porch.

That's when you fill a paper bag with gooshy dog manure soaked in lighter fluid. Lay it on her door mat. Light it and ding-dong-ditch then watch from a distance as she stomps it out. Just don't get caught when yer laughing in the bushes.