[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Merry Christmas!

[Feckless]

but died from his injuries while attempting to escape

Don't you just love a happy ending, especially at this time of year.

[rawcatslyentist]

So only 36 virgins, cause they only did half the job commanded them by satan.

Aap aap ahh dap dap!!!!!
It's a religion of peace
It's a religion of peace

It aint Slim W, but this'll gitr done!
Kill A Commie For Mommie

Seven Dead Monkeys Page O Tunes

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

The men were attempting to fire an 82-mm mortar at an unknown target when the round detonated prematurely.

Hey, Mustaffa, it doesn't go in that.....

[river rat]

I love happy endings....involving dead Sand Nazis...

Merry Christmas and a Happy Jihadist Destructive New Year.

Semper Fi

[Chi-townChief]

As they say on Seinfeld, that's a shame.

[bigsigh]

I hate to be selling these guys workers comp policy.

[vger]

Looks like another case of premature jihadulation!

[RichardW]

A bright and cherry Merry Christmas to all upon receiving this good and welcome news.

[DustyMoment]

Question: If Muslim nutjobs . . . . er, terrorists . . . . . er, INSURGENTS blow themselves up due to their own stupidity . . . . . er, lack of training, when they get to heaven do they still get their 72 virgins? Or do they just get a card that reads "Sorry, Charlie"?

[ErnBatavia]

A fourth terrorist was taken to a local medical facility, but died from his injuries while attempting to escape.

Somebody deserves an Attaboy!

[packrat35]

A fourth terrorist was taken to a local medical facility, but died from his injuries while attempting to escape.

This line just warms my heart on this fine Christmas Day.

[packrat35]

No Soldiers were injured in the engagement.

And this line makes me feel even better

[ASOC]

"annihilated a would-be ambush"

OOoooooohhhhhh
"annihilated" a very good word, esp in reference to the bad guys.

[csvset]

....the round detonated prematurely.

¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLL!