[Oztrich Boy]

Bell said he was aware that several parents have expressed concerns about the incident.

He also noted that the handling of Santa Claus isn’t covered in the school code.

“[There is no Sanity Clause],” he said. “It’s unfortunate, but I really can’t say anything about it.”


There’s no real person called Santa Claus living at the North Pole.”

True. He's called Joulupukki, and lives in Lapland

In 1925, it was discovered that there are no reindeer at the North Pole. There are, however, lots of reindeer in Lapland, Finland.

In 1927, the great secret of Santa's address was revealed by Markus Rautio ("Uncle Markus") who compered the popular "Children's hour" on Finnish public radio. He declared that Father Xmas lives on Lapland's Korvatunturi Mountain.

[GadareneDemoniac]

Mr. Bell sounds like the kind of guy who has to consult the rule book to see how many sheets of toilet tissue he is required to use.

Ms. Farrisi ( sp.? ) just needs some sweet, sweet lovin' to adjust her attitude. Somebody up in PA needs to step up, help the old gal out, and think about England or something.