[El Gran Salseron]

Of course, CAPTAIN B. may have the unfortunate circumstance of having married an ADMIRAL but that would be his problem except when he is out on the streets harassing protesters.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Hey!
(Tapping tiny foot)
I get done praising you, and this is the thanks I get?
Your are FAST running out of cute, Mister!
Be nice for cryin' out loud!
It's Christmas!
Sheesh!
Ms.B