Wow - that was fast! Thank you so much! Merriest Christmas to you from AZ.
I saw a news report yesterday that Johnny Damon, a good baseball player but not a great baseball player by any stretch of the imagination, signed a $52 million dollar, 4 year contract with the New York Yankees. He had to shave his beard in order to comply with the terms of the contract.
Therefore, I am going to forego any college eligibility that I might have left and declare myself available for the NFL, NBA, NHL, Major League Baseball and/or any other pro sports draft that pays like this. I'll also agree to shave my beard to sign the contract.
Scouts? Are you listening? Here I am!