Well then WELCOME friends! Listen, our little "hick" town has about 2,000 pop., about 45 miles from SA, TX where there are bright lights and more crime if one needs to get away a bit.
We love living here, we stay out of our neighbor's way and get along but we look after one another as well, we KNOW our neighbors. It's quiet and peaceful although there was a murder in the late 60s and a shoot-out at a local cantina in the 80s that ended with one killed, that's the last deadly gunplay I remember (I was in LE at the time).
The murderer was caught and is still serving his life sentence (we usually really meant LIFE here...), the pistolero got away to Mexico, we're still waiting for him to come back--we know him and plan to get him. We don't want to extradite him because you have to not impose the death penalty, so we'll wait 'til he comes back on his own, that way we can send him to death row. The victim's family is waiting too...
We got rid of the cantina after that, if they can't behave then they're outta business.