Johnny's cousin, Willie Watermelonseed.
I heard that he wrote the song Seedy Sidewalks. I did hear though that he was going unemployed because of the prevalence of seedless watermelons and the disgust of people about having little fesces in their garden ponds.
Down where I comes from, EVERY watermelon grown wit a load o' sh!t on'em. And dis fertilizer wuz free! Don't people know dat's what growed 'em thataway?