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It's A Sad Day When There's No One To Zot
Some Elmer Fudd wannabe

Posted on 12/23/2005 8:20:18 AM PST by Hunter Q Jones

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To: Hunter Q Jones

Yeah. Booshitler has trampled the Constitution, all right. And according to brainy liberals, all that's necessary to do that is to protect America from the terrorists liberals just love.


81 posted on 12/23/2005 8:34:20 AM PST by Reactionary (The Stalinist Media is the Enemy)
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To: nuffsenuff

Enjoy your fighting kitty! Merry Christmas!


82 posted on 12/23/2005 8:34:54 AM PST by lilylangtree
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To: Danae

What the...?

That's hysterical.

How do you get a squirrel to sit still long enough to do that?

LOL!


83 posted on 12/23/2005 8:36:00 AM PST by nuffsenuff (Don't get stuck on Stupid - General Russ Honore Sept 21, 2005)
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To: Hunter Q Jones
George W. Bush has ripped the Constitution down from the White House wall, used it to blow his nose, spat on it, torn it into shreds, thrown the shreds in the trash, then squatted over that trash and taken a dump.

The Constitution wasn't on the White House wall. It is held at the National Archives.

And what have the "Conservatives" at FR done while he was doing this? They cheered him on!

I didn't. I took him over my knee and gave him a how-do-you-do paddlin'!

A truly sad day.

You sound depressed. Many depressed people consider suicide. Have you?

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

They DID! In a 1789 letter from Thomas Jefferson to Joe Adams, who ran a small delicatessen in Philadelphia, Jefferson wrote:

I hold that thy lettuce was lamentably lacking freshness this Tuesday last, and would ask that in future commerce, you vouchsafe me the honor of monitoring your produce more perspicaciously. But on the matter of telephone taps, heck yeah I think the president should have the right to observe those conversations that may evolve to the peril of these States, especially those between towelheads."

So there.

84 posted on 12/23/2005 8:36:42 AM PST by IronJack
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To: IronJack
I hold that thy lettuce was lamentably lacking freshness this Tuesday last, and would ask that in future commerce, you vouchsafe me the honor of monitoring your produce more perspicaciously. But on the matter of telephone taps, heck yeah I think the president should have the right to observe those conversations that may evolve to the peril of these States, especially those between towelheads.

ROFLMAO!

85 posted on 12/23/2005 8:38:16 AM PST by nuffsenuff (Don't get stuck on Stupid - General Russ Honore Sept 21, 2005)
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To: Hunter Q Jones
George W. Bush has ripped the Constitution down from the White House wall, used it to blow his nose, spat on it, torn it into shreds, thrown the shreds in the trash, then squatted over that trash and taken a dump.

Um no, he hasn't. You see, we requite more than allegations. I can say that you are a donkey f@#$%cking arsehole, but that means little, unless I have pictures, or a signed statement from the donkey.

I suspect strongly that the Founders would approve of GWB's actions, they didn't tend to look too fondly upon traitors.

86 posted on 12/23/2005 8:38:32 AM PST by Paradox (Time to sharpen ole Occam's Razor.)
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To: Danae
LOL on the squirrel
87 posted on 12/23/2005 8:38:37 AM PST by PaulaB (A D D - Silent night, Holy ooh look at the froggy - can I have a chocolate,why is France so far away)
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To: Hunter Q Jones

"If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so."

That is just so cute. Phone calls...in 1776?

You must be from DU...or your just having fun.



88 posted on 12/23/2005 8:38:46 AM PST by fizziwig
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To: Hunter Q Jones
I had a first place IBTZ yesterday and the thread got pulled.

I was left feeling depressed and useless.

89 posted on 12/23/2005 8:38:46 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks (If you don't like Jesus, you can go to hell.)
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To: Hunter Q Jones
George W. Bush has ripped the Constitution down from the White House wall

If you think Bush is bad, just wait till Cheney takes over.

Muhahaha!

90 posted on 12/23/2005 8:39:44 AM PST by McGruff
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To: Hunter Q Jones
BAH HUMBUG!

ZOT!
ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT! ZOT!

STFU!

We know how you must be feeling right about now. :-) ...
ZOT!


91 posted on 12/23/2005 8:40:12 AM PST by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: PaulaB

Don't mean to be a stickler but you do realize "your" is misspelled in that phrase, right? Is that the joke? :)


92 posted on 12/23/2005 8:40:25 AM PST by Bigoleelephant
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To: fizziwig

If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.


Indeed. Had they known of the telephone, they might have...


93 posted on 12/23/2005 8:40:34 AM PST by Paisan
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To: Hunter Q Jones
If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so.

And they would should also have put a provision in to stop Al Gore inventing the internet, and Clinton from spreading his DNA under his desk...

94 posted on 12/23/2005 8:40:43 AM PST by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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To: atomicpossum

"If the founding fathers had wanted the President to be spying on our phone calls, they would have said so."

This is too fun to pass up.

Yeh, and if George Washington had wanted censorhip over the internet he wouldn't have told Al Gore to invent it!

If Thomas Jefferson had wanted ratings imposed on the movies, he would have called Jack Warner and told him!

And as for Ben Fanklin who invented the kite, oops...I mean electricity...if he had wanted (fill in)


95 posted on 12/23/2005 8:41:24 AM PST by bunches (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Stop talking to Al Queda and no one would be listening in on your phone calls.

You absolutists make me sick.  Just because there's an "OBL_Death2USA" and "ZachMooseOwie" on my AIM buddy list, that doesn't mean I'm up to anything nefarious.  It's just a couple of dudes I met over at DU.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

96 posted on 12/23/2005 8:42:05 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: nuffsenuff
How do you get a squirrel to sit still long enough to do that?

Looks like Mr. Squirrel got into the Xanex.

97 posted on 12/23/2005 8:42:13 AM PST by freedomlover (If you read this tag line, all your wildest dreams will come true.)
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To: Hunter Q Jones

Unless you are a terrorist and communicating overseas, I would not worry my little brain about it......Besides, I sincerely doubt your conversations would be of little interest to anyone except your Mother.


98 posted on 12/23/2005 8:42:14 AM PST by Two-Bits (Attn Democrats: Radical Islam does not care whether you are a liberal or conservative.)
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To: ShadowAce
Oohhh....that's a BAD one...but (and you'll have to fill in the blanks here...:-)

It stands for F*%k Off And Die.
99 posted on 12/23/2005 8:42:31 AM PST by hiredhand (My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
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To: Hunter Q Jones


Get your head out of your ass.

Bush is the " Man "


100 posted on 12/23/2005 8:43:27 AM PST by bentover
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