"''You kind of have to ask yourself . . . why would it be, when it turns out the economy improved a little bit, that you would continue to lose people outside the state?" said Andy Sum, director of the Center for Labor Market Studies at Northeastern University. The answer, Sum and others said, is better job prospects and cheaper housing elsewhere." They ask WHY?
Over at the mansion
Where I live behind iron gates
I drink and practice swimming
While the staff waxes my '88
You see, I am a U.S. Senator
I think you know who I am
I spend my time in Washington
Helping our enemy with their plans.
Now I'm a perfect swimmer
I hope you can relate
And remember back in '69
When I took Mary out on a date
I told her help was coming
As I watch her in my Oldsmobile
I saw the water risen
Then I watched her disappear
You see Mary wasn't ah swimmer
In fact she wasn't much of a date
So I left her by the river side
And ran back home to my estate
The police they came ah running
But not to my estate
They ran down to the water side
To cover my mistake
They recovered my good old Oldsmobile
And carried away my date
And when they wrote the police report
They made sure it wasn't my mistake
Now that was a long time ago
And my memory isn't as good you see
But then again I'm a scumbag Kennedy
That's all I need to be