"There will be communion at the New Year's Eve and New Year's Day services. "Pastor Joel Osteen will not be ministering" that weekend, either. The good doctor (MD) Paul, his brother, gets those chores.
You can't make this stuff up.
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Nope. You can't. But, you don't have to. This type of "pastor" will give you plenty of ammo.
He'll be "ministering," though, no doubt. Or would that be "administering" a few martinis and a little liniment for his weary legs from all that skiing.
Poor baby! I wonder if he's gone around Easter, too...perhaps "ministering" to the kids on spring break....
Doesn't matter really......there are enough sheeple who will speak up for him and will defend his spring break "ministering." If that's not enough, they'll throw in a few hundred dollars each as a donation to help him fight "anti-Christian" forces who dare to mention his/his wife's shenanigans.