Probably something like this:
Welcome to Teen Chat!
MachoMuhammad: Hiya there princess! How old did you say you were?
Princess: ummmm, like I am 9. You said you wanna meet me ur sumthin?
Then, there is the opposite site that thinks it counters the apostates arguments, at http://www.faithfreedom.com and the glaring difference between the two is an education all by itself. All very interesting. I've forgotten how to post a link, apparantly. Sorry about that.