Me, too. Conservatives are far more "liberal" than those who apply that term to themselves. Most conservatives don't mind if you light up a cigar, make an un-PC comment, say "Merry Christmas," tell an off-color joke, eat meat, wear a fur, have a drink now and then, root for sports teams named after Indian tribes, go hunting, drive an SUV ... the list is endless.
The "liberals" of the 21st century are nothing more than spoiled, self-righteous control freaks. And there is nothing "liberal" about that.