[wotan]

Passenger Barbara Griffith told the Colorado paper that Joel Osteen was "very calm, very professional."

The bitchiest women end up with the nicest guys. Nobody else can stand them.

This sounds like Jim and Tammy with personalities, not intellects, reversed. It works better that way.

[laney]

Well Joel says GOD wants everyone to be rich and have Gold Star Treatment that is actually what he said in one of his sermons.. You never hear of Billy Graham or his wife throwing tantrums on planes.