A Few of FR's Finest....12-22-05....Every Day...It's A Furry Finest Christmas!!!!

dutchess;billie

[Darkchylde]

He's 12 years old. The only older cat we have still around
is Mandy. She's 22. Now that's an old bat with attitude.

[Darkchylde]

Yeah, older brother. I survived having two.. older brothers.
It's nice to know we're not alone, others understand "us". ;-)

[Darkchylde]

He's stated a few times how he does. I can't keep track of all
the horrible things he does to make it an almost living entity. ;-)

But I'm sure he'll be willing to tell you.

[dutchess]

The only older cat we have still around is Mandy. She's 22. Now that's an old bat with attitude.Oh wow...now that is OLD. She deserves having a tude!!!!

[barker]

Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland

Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening
It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight
Marking up my winter wonderland

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance
It's a sign for wandering vagrants
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY prop-erty!"
Marking up my winter wonderland.

In the meadow, Dad will build a snowman
Following the classical design
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, Man
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Off I go...snow's a-falling
Bladder's full, nature's calling
Stay offa my turf, this small piece of earth
I marked it as my winter wonderland!!

-- John & Liz Bowling

[Darkchylde]

Yeah, unfortunately she sometimes forgets... everything. So you end
up with this cat glaring at you, you don't know why & neither does she.

[dixie sass]

I was going to send this to my brother and noticed this "Ghristmas".

[dixie sass]

I watched the Barbara Walters special this week and wasn't impressed by the mega - churchs. They seem so impersonal and somehow false.

[dixie sass]

She is so precious and I like your page.

[grey_whiskers]

Sorry for the late reply on your cartoon "Santa, don't open your gifts..."

...the only thing missing is, he should've been surfing Free Republic.

Cheers!

[dutchess]

oops. I'll repost it corrected in a bit. Don't know how that got past me! ((((dixie)))))

[dutchess]

A Christmas Poem From the Cat Having Fun with yarn and string
leaving fur on everything...
Purring when I get a treat,
always landing on my feet...

Posing on a windowsill,
staring like I want to kill...
Leaping with both skill and grace,
acting like I own the place

Playing with your rolled-up socks,
visiting the litter box...
Seeing who I can ignore,
sitting still just like Al Gore...

Expecting you to worship me,
hiding underneath the tree...
Grooming with my feline tongue,
breaking ornaments you've hung...

Taking naps on top of you...
these are things I love to do!

Merry Christmas from the Cat!!!!

Author Unknown