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A Visit From Old St. Hillary
American Spectator ^
| 12-22-05
| Lisa Fabrizio
Posted on 12/21/2005 9:54:05 PM PST by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
CRUSTY THE PANTSUITTune: "Frosty the Snowman" Crusty the pantsuit
Was like clothes that you'd discard,
With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard.
Crusty the pantsuit
Was pulled out most ev'ry day.
As she put it on,
Hilly sang this song:
"Black is slimming, so they say."
She must have bought the pantsuit from
A wizard or an elf,
For when she took it off at night,
It stood up all by itself!
Oh . . .
Crusty the pantsuit
Was a fashion felony,
But the Freepers say,
"We can laugh and play
With these threads on Hillary."
Frumpety frump frump,
Frumpety frump frump,
Look at Crusty glow.
Rumpety rump rump,
Rumpety rump rump,
Over the Hill we go!
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:01:32 PM PST
by
Brad’s Gramma
(Jesus is the Reason for the Season!!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
ROFLOL!!!
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:02:54 PM PST
by
smoothsailing
(68-69NamVet-NEVER FORGET)
To: smoothsailing; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:07:11 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(I strongly condemn violence against adulterous gay cannibals.)
To: smoothsailing
When it comes down to it, that is why republicans and conservatives always will have better lives. Unlike the hate filled, bitter, self-rightous loud mouth liberals, we have a fine developed sense of humor and sarcasm. We can always laugh at ourselves as well.
Humor is the key to surviving life and making the best of it.
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:07:58 PM PST
by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: Slings and Arrows
MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!
To: Charles Henrickson; krucader_bravepages_com; bitt; speedy; Chena; hispanarepublicana; Liz; ...
CRUSTY THE PANTSUIT
Tune: "Frosty the Snowman"
LOL!
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:15:21 PM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: smoothsailing
Funny, smoothsailing. Thanks for posting.
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:16:11 PM PST
by
Herford Turley
(Conservatism will save America)
To: Charles Henrickson
You just hijacked this thread. LOL
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:18:24 PM PST
by
streetpreacher
(If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
To: Charles Henrickson; smoothsailing
I am laughing with BOTH of you, both so wonderfully done!
Appropriate and oh, so festive!
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:22:11 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
To: streetpreacher; smoothsailing
You just hijacked this thread. LOL Sorry! :-) I just thought it fit in, in a Hillary Hilarity Holiday sort of way.
To: Charles Henrickson
Oh Hilary,
Oh Hilary,
How Crusty is your pantsuit
Your hair has not
been washed in days
in clumps it always seems to lay...
To: streetpreacher; Charles Henrickson
If the thread is hijacked, it's fine by me! Charles Henrickson's post is hilarious! :)
To: Charles Henrickson
To: smoothsailing
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS! At least till '08!" Oh my.... that was good
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:32:49 PM PST
by
GeronL
(1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
To: Charles Henrickson
It was a double good time
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:34:53 PM PST
by
GeronL
(1678 computer infections and still Freeping!!!)
To: smoothsailing
BWAHAHAHAHA! Between your efforts and Charles', I'm bookmarking and sending the link to all my non-FReeper friends!
To: Charles Henrickson
When did you come up with this? I think you may have made a bit of FR History here. It's really good.
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:41:33 PM PST
by
streetpreacher
(If at the end of the day, 100% of both sides are not angry with me, I've failed.)
To: smoothsailing; Lady Jag; bitt; Grampa Dave; Smartass
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posted on
12/21/2005 10:49:51 PM PST
by
Seadog Bytes
("Benedict Arnold was a 'war hero' TOO ...before he became a TRAITOR.")
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