Posted on 12/20/2005 4:34:54 PM PST by WatchYourself
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4. For the 13-28 year old male demographic: Talking, standing, quote-throwing Ann Coulter. (Note to friends: I don't have one, and yes I do want one) Cost: $29.95.
3. For the 42-65 year old female demographic: Talking, standing, quote-throwing Donald Rumsfeld.One of the "sexiest" members of the Bush administration. (Note: Though I don't fit the democgraphic, I want one of these, too.) Cost: $29.99.
2. The gift that keeps on giving: A Subscription to Laura 365. Your conservative friend will be thankful 5 times a week, 52 weeks a year(plus or minus a vacation). Chop out 1 hour of commercials and get I-pod version or listen on-line. Also bonus photos and archives. Cost: $5.95/Month or $49.95/Year.
1. For the Ultimate Conservative: Ronald Reagan Bust: Now, who would not want one of these in his/her office? And thus, the greatest gift for Conservatives this year... Cost: $150.00.
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I want a Michelle Malkin action figure with Kung Fu grip, dammit!
All I want is,
Ann Coulter herself (pant-pant) !
That would be #1 for me, #2 would be a bust of Ronaldus Magnus!
My 11-year-old adores the president, and he's getting the flightsuit doll for Christmas. Shhhh! Don't tell.
He already has a Stonewall Jackson doll. When he's 18 I'll get him an Ann doll so he knows what to look for in a wife.
"Spine and Balls Gift Set for each member of the GOP majority in the House and Senate."
They won't know what to do with them.
Include diagrams and directions, in both English and Spanish.
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