Posted on 12/20/2005 11:44:27 AM PST by doug from upland
"If they think they succeeded by killing him in getting people to forget about him, they have done just the opposite,
Tookie?
Whozat?
:)
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
Just a little poem for Tookie..I did not write it but thought it was so very funny..May he burn in hell..
'Twas the night before Tookie's execution ..
Twas the night before execution and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal...half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew from Susan Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch, as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!
Hmm, didn't his ex-wife state she didn't know where he wanted his ashes scattered? I believe Becnel said the same, only that took it upon herself to take them to his African home. Of course never mind he'd never been to Africa and how the heck does she presume to know which tribe his African ancestors were from.
I just like how this "reformed" man refused to give information about the muderous Crips gang of which he was the founder.
Some anti-gang leader. He literally knew where the bodies were buried, but he wounldn't give them up.
I have very mixed emotions about the death penalty (for religious reasons), but he was a poster boy for it.
NOTE: you are bidding on a framed and signed original limerick created by FreeRepublic contributor Doug from Upland. Yes, that FreeRepublic; the one that took down Dan "What's the Frequency, Kenneth" Rather and partisan Democrat hack producer Mary Mapes for the phony George Bush documents they used to try to affect the 2004 election. DFU is the author of "The Official Clinton Bashing Limerick Book," "Willie's White House Limerick Book," and "A Child's Eye View of John Kerry." The Kerry child's book mocked the Ketchup Boy gigolo without mercy and actually was given a positive book review by John McCaslin of the Washington Times. This limerick was created to memorialize what is to happen to convicted quadruple murderer Stanley "Tookie" Williams at San Quentin as justice is finally served. The auction is scheduled to end at 12:15am on Dec. 13. To increase the potential historical value of the limerick, I tried to make the end of the auction coincide with the end of Tookie. Since I have no control of the procedure, however, don't blame me if it lasts longer. It takes the cooperation of the guys strapping him down and wheeling in the gurney, the person administering the injection of chemicals, and, of course, Tookie himself. Hey, if there is a power failure, prison riot, or earthquake, it is not my fault. "Journey on the Gurney" For Tookie, it's his final journey They'll wheel him in on the gurney He'll be screaming "Oh, no!" 'Cause he knows where he'll go In hades he's going to burn-ey The limerick will be signed and dedicated as you wish. If you would like it dedicated to Mike Farrell, Snoop Dogg, Bianca Jagger, Barbara Becnel, Rita Cosby, Danny Glover, Jamie Foxx, Harry Belafonte, or Jesse Jackson, that would be fine. If you want to make copies to send to those people, you have my authority to do so. Lethal injection is the prescribed method of execution in California, however, the inmate has the right to choose the gas chamber if he so wishes. If there is a last-minute change and he chooses the gas chamber, I will write a gas chamber limerick to your approval or you may withdraw your bid. If Tookie really does care about the kids, he will confess to the murders and ask for forgiveness. The best lesson he can teach to kids is that, if you choose to murder an innocent human being, this will be your fate.
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Good! His execution will send a more dramatic message to current and future gang members than will his children's books.
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
I just heard on the news that there is a big gang presence there in their gang colors. They are flashing gang signs. Some had shirts that included the F word and the Gov's name.
We need some photos of Tookie's Victims.. and other indirect victims of the gang violence he helped create... and Protest the Hell out of this thing! In front of the cameras.... shouting at these "stars" for their inhumanity.
I'm not going to South Central.
Wimp.
This is great doug..I wish I had your talent..
Among those expected to attend the funeral in Los Angeles were the US racial scab-picker, the Pretentious Jesse Jackson, who saw an opportunity to get some camera time by championing yet another thug; saucer-seeking prophet of lunacy Louis Farrakhan; and burnout Snoop Dogg, who has spent the last 20 years swirling around a bong.
Its times like these that I regret DDT was banned.
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