[bmwcyle]

We will screw around until the only safe way will be implanted chips.

[Publius6961]

We will screw around until the only safe way will be implanted chips.

Cool! I can send my dog to the polling place. He's already chipped...

[SquirrelKing]

We will screw around until the only safe way will be implanted chips.

Till someone hacks my chip.

Hey, that sounds like a good excuse:

"I'm sorry about eating the entire pound cake, honey. That Peterson kid must've hacked my chip again."

And so forth...