[BobS]

Hey all you guys and gals in Iraq and Afghan, Santa Claus is wearing desert cammies and bringing freedom and democracy with him this year. There is a great big cheeseburger and fries waiting for you here, with whatever adult beverage you choose.

[GummyIII]

Thank you!

[SandRat]

Sung to the tune of "I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

"I Saw Santa Wearing Camouflage"

I saw Santa wearing camouflage
Underneath the starlit sky last night
He didn't see me creep through the sands to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked away in my Bedroll fast asleep

Then I saw Santa hop out of his Jeep
Leaving all of Iraq in Peaceful Sleep
Carrying Freedom and Democracy
If only America could see
Santa wearing camouflage.

I saw Santa wearing camouflage
Underneath the starlit sky last night
He didn't see me creep through the sands to have a peek
He thought that I was tucked away in my Bedroll fast asleep

Then I saw Santa drive off in his Jeep
Leaving all of Iraq in Peaceful Sleep
What a laugh it will be
When America finally understands
Santa’s wearing camouflage.

Santa’s wearing camouflage.