Planetary Body 1 Tiny Probe 0
Lets hope the Martians don't get mad at all the environmental destruction caused in the crash
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Oh great! Now we're gonna be attacked by radical member of the Martian Liberation Front aka MiLF!
"Dear Earthlings, please stop throwing things at us."
Beagle 2's "mother ship" was having some minor difficulties deploying some instruments, and the Japanese probe in the
same launch window as Beagle 2 got zapped, albeit, by the Sun, rendering it a piece of space debris when it got to Mars.
OTOH, NASA's been been on a winning streak with Mars missions, avoiding the GGG factor.