[A Balrog of Morgoth]

P.S. If you are ever visiting Washington, please feel free to join Senator Obama and me at our weekly constituent coffee. When the Senate is in session, we provide coffee and donuts every Thursday at 8:30 a.m. as we hear what is on the minds of Illinoisans and respond to your questions. We would welcome your participation. Please call my D.C. office for more details."

Wonder if they'd be so welcoming if you were to show up with a sledgehammer, holy wafers, and two wooden stakes.

[BlueStateDepression]

BWAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
I would be fine so long as I had a prayer rug with me....;)