"As Antartica has drifted south for millions of years, native penguins have adapted to the most extreme weather on earth."
By the way: did the penguins get a vote on whether or not to internationalize the Antartic continent as a scientific site?
Maybe they would like to commercialize it and put up hotels and restaurants and get a little tourist business. Maybe they might want to see if Branson would be interested in a southern franchise--you know, like a farm system for the guys would like to eventually take Glenn Campbell's and Yakov Smirnoff's et al's place when the major stars decide to retire.
The vote was unanimous against internationalizing it!!
But since penguins look like nuns, the UN disregarded the vote.