Pu-Leeze! The very thought of Kerry and Kennedy Kavorting at a Klaven of Ithica Witches in the Buff brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that's sending ice cold shivers up my back brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Damn. Left my katra at home.
I see a lot of braless, unwashed, tie-dye types...
Di qua?
Might be a good place to pick up chicks, 'cept for that evil thing. Never know how that might turn out.
Still not as weird as snake-kissing, though. Oh, those Christians!
4:30 - gather for workshop
4:45 - workshop: Deepening the Ritual Experience
*In this workshop we will explore ways to deepen our experience of ritual and to bring our true Selves into the circle to play.*
5:45 - gather for ritual
6:00 - ritual begins
Potluck dinner to follow.
REVISED SCHEDULE:
4:30 -- Presentation by Dr. Akin Locke, regional sales representative for Amalgamated Strait Jackets & Restraints
5:00 -- Mazola tanker arrives
5:15 -- Workshop on "braiding flowers into your hair." Womyn will attend "braiding flowers into your ARMPIT hair."
5:45 -- goat-skin leggings available at concession stand
Also, workshop on broom re-strawing ... in case the old chariot needs a tune-up. 6:00 -- Potluck dinner begins. Bring your own cauldron.
7:00 -- lounging and dancing to "Double, Double, Toil, and Trouble," a soft fusion quartet out of nearby Birnham Woods.
Note: Eye of Newt and Wing of Bat, along with other traditional potions will be available at booths in the Outer Ring. Please contact Endora (endora@butterfly.net) to reserve a table.
They can't achieve their agenda through legislative means or at the ballot box, so look what they have to resort to!
'nuff said.
I do believe this is the first thing I have ever seen that is truly inpossible to parody.
Forgot to flush again?
H*llary?
Good to see Ithaca hasn't changed much in 30 years since I was there ... think there's something in the water??
If flying in on broom, majic carpet, pegasus*, or dragon*, please be aware of guests airspace.
*In the case of pegasus and dragons, owners are responsible for the feeding of such beasts as well as cleaning up any fecal deposits left by your mode of transportation.
It's a FRee country and these people are probably at the bottom of the list of folks to worry about.
"She whose name cannot be spoken." So that's where her heinous got that idea. Are these the same loonies who used to weave webs at the Seneca Army Depot to protest the nukes?