[Kenny Bunk]

I am shocked by your shamelessly racist, sexist, and yes, probably homophobic, comments.

For hundreds of years, African-Americans were held in slavery and could not vote until 1865. Women could not vote until 1919. This has lead to a formation of the:

The Vote Bank of the Departed.

Only Democrats, in particular African-American Democrats, know how these people would have voted, had it not been shamefully delayed until now by the white, European male power structure. Therefore, only Democrats can write a Vote Check on the

The Vote Bank of the Departed.

This is because, if justice is to be served, only Democrats can be trusted to use just enough of those votes to win an election. That way, those dear departed voters will be around forever and be useful to future Democrats.

And by the way, the Democrats make those votes freely available to any other Democrat, regardless of race, creed, color, date of birth, sexual orientation, or physical or mental handicap.

The Republican National Committee knows of our activities and approves. If they did not, wouldn't they have said something by now?

[Eagle9]

Harold, you've mellowed in your since passing the torch to Jr. Back in 1992 you were on the T.V. calling me and all of the other white people Memphis, especially those in your 9^th Congressional District, "blue-eyed devils". BTW, my eyes are green but I'm still a devil.