How 'bout if all the non subscribers start a wave of civil disobedience. All together now, go to your nearest Starbucks and buy a large coffee. Then, quite by accident of course, spill the entire contents of said beverage on the NY Slimes paper rack. Ooops! Guess you won't be selling these anytime soon.....Civil action for the price of $3.50, whatta country!
Plan B is seeing if we can file a class action suit on behalf of all Americans against the Slimes for endangering our safety and causing us irreversible mental anguish, pain, and suffering. Frankly I'm so distraught that I probably couldn't even hold a cup of coffee right now (see plan A). Let's GO!
