Posted on 12/17/2005 11:34:44 AM PST by wagglebee
In one of the most deadly phenomena of our time – or any time – Hollywood has produced a film called "Brokeback Mountain," which glorifies and glamorizes that male sodomy which remains the cause of so many thousands of deaths by AIDS – and now by syphilis.
The Washington Post's Style section reports (with more than apparent approval) that this latest sodomy-acceptance propaganda has lead the year's films with seven Golden Globe nominations. And in Los Angeles, New York and San Francisco (those three leading AIDS-distribution points) this new movie "opened in five sold-out theaters."
But the Post also reports: "Many recycled jokes about the film, the most popular being that it ought to have been called 'Bareback Mountain' – 'bareback,' in gayspeak, is a word for unsafe sex."
Only in "gayspeak"? Since when?
And what kind of homosexual anal sex is ever safe – even with a condom?
The Post also reported that this film is the story of "two vagabonds whose lifelong affair begins in Brokeback Mountain on a chilly night in 1963. Then they part ways, marry women who don't know their secret and have children, only to reunite four years later with a deep, fiery, longing kiss that is arguably the most passionate man-on-man kiss to have been put on screen."
How really uplifting! How marvelously moral! What a glorious contribution to national morality!
How can I possibly resist seeing this inimitable osculatory foreplay to cowboy buggery?
Let me assure you that I shall resist.
And I am compelled to wonder when Hollywood will be producing a cowboy bestiality film – an on-the-range romance of real animal love – but only, of course, with a freely consenting beast.
Remember a movie (not that you saw it! gag) called, IIRC, "A Soldier's Story" or "Story of a Soldier" about some military man and a 12 year old boy. It got glowing reviews, "moving love story", "coming of age" and similar steaming piles.
It was a number of years ago, maybe someone remembers. I think it was not made in the US, but memory is really being bad lately. I saw an ad for it in the newspaper, showing a grown man in bed with a young boy. Probably the SF Chronicle.
Gay American soldiers in Iraq will be next on the big screen.
"Sand In The Cracks", starring Sgt. Budd Fugger.
In his monologue the other night, Jimmy Kimmel started a joke about it by saying, "Have you heard about this gay cowboy movie, 'Brokeback Mountain?' It's the one everybody's talking about it, even though there's not a single man on our staff who plans to see it."
But the pudding-eating scene is tremendous!
I could not be paid to go see this movie. How will it make back its investment??
The movie reviewer in The Wall Street Journal also praised this movie to the skies. Makes me wonder about him, at least about his tastes.
This is too easy. Recycle this: "Brokeback Bareback Fudgepack Mountain".
This is the capstone,the crowning insanity and absurdity of it all. They've really outdone themselves this time. Gay cowboys? I saw the poster for this movie yesterday and had a vague memory of hearing there was some gay cowboy movie in release.
Upon looking it up in the IMDB you'll find thirteen pages of ten star reviews. Not even classic movies get that many pages of ten star reviews--and thirteen pages for a newly released movie? Eeegads, they are really pushing to foist this turd on all of us badly.
Mark
I'd sooner have a root canal without novocaine!
What.. so now the wild west of gun packing cowboys will be portrayed by Hollywierd fruits as fudge packing cowboys. Roll over Duke.. or as Hollyfruit would now say, bend over.
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Amen
Ummm....they weren't "cowboys" they were "sheepherders"....
And every cowboy in Wyoming tells jokes about sheepherders and sheep...
huh?
It is also an insult to real Americans who portrayed cowboys!
I don't give a damn one way or another whether two men want to go into the mountains and have sex. But, this movie just sounds painfully boring. Why should I care one way or another about two guys who marry, have children, and then cheat on their wives with each other?
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