Creation evangelist derides evolution as ‘dumbest’ theory [Kent Hovind Alert!]

University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Post ^ | 17 December 2005 | Kayla Bunge

[VadeRetro]

We can trace our ancestries back to a primordial protoplasmic atomic globule. Thus our pride of family is immense.

[Gumlegs]

"Proper" singular/plural usage are a side-effect of consorting with the devil.

No s!

[Gumlegs]

Not according to McCabe & Kilgore.

[Stultis]

Well, I did make an enemy of Jack Chick...many years ago

How do you know Full Court isn't Jack Chick?

[andysandmikesmom]

Time to order pizza 'placemarker'

And to go with the pizza, there will be a beer, a cold Jolly Roger(oh dear, I am drinking again)...

[VadeRetro]

Hmmm. Don't tell me I've been hearing it wrong my whole life!

Is one of them "Feed 'em?"

[andysandmikesmom]

Well, I dont know...could it be that Jack Chick followed me, and very cleverly is here under cover?

[Stultis]

Let all see, again and again, that Full Court states, as a fact that he somehow knows, that I get drunk in front of my children...

If I were you I'd close the drapes. (Just in case.)

[VadeRetro]

The last clever thing Jack Chick did was sublet some work to a guy who can draw.

[CarolinaGuitarman]

"Well, I don't know...could it be that Jack Chick followed me, and very cleverly is here under cover?"

Chick doesn't do anything cleverly.

[Gumlegs]

I am so proud
if I allowed
my family pride to be my guide,
I'd volunteer
to quit this sphere
instead of you in a minute or two ...

[VadeRetro]

Hah! Beat you that time!

[CarolinaGuitarman]

By 26 seconds. lol

[Gumlegs]

... and Weep, but that's another film in another series by the same producer.

This one contains the delightful characterization of a piano as "a musical blunderbuss" ... by the good MD, AD, DS, FLD, FFF & F, himselfff&f.

I just found my copy. I'm going to check it now.

[VadeRetro]

Although you'd have said that head was dead,
For its owner dead was he,
It stood on its neck with a smile well bred
And bowed three times to me!
T'was none of your impudent offhand nods
But as humble as can be!
For it clearly knew the deference due
To a man of pedigree!
Of pedigree!

And it's O I vow, that deathly bow
Was a touching sight to see!
Though trunkless yet
It couldn't forget
The deference due to me!

[Chorus]
This callow youth he speaks the truth
Whenever he finds it pays!
And in this case
It all took place
Exactly as he says!
Exactly, exactly, exaaaactly as he says!

[RunningWolf]

It could be well more than 500 thesis.

Being as the Piltdown man hoax lasted for 40 years, It was a large piece of their theory. In fact it was called their "missing evolutionary link between apes and early humans"

Piltdown man (also called Dawson's dawn man) discovered in 1910–12 and lasted for 40 years only to be exposed as fraud in 1953–54.

Records of those thesis based on Piltdown man are now more than 50 years old, and would have to be obtained at each university.

Since the real name for Piltdown is Eoanthropus dawsoni, a google search on Eoanthropus dawsoni and thesis should be a better direction to start for the truth of this matter.

Sorry about that Demented old chap, thats an area you don't operate in .

Wolf

[Quark2005]

As an aside, my brother in law graduated from Cal Polytech with a degree in physics, went on to get two PhDs, one in nutritional sciences.

Could you point us to some of his peer-reviewed work that supports creationism? Without any publications in a refereed journal, your brother-in-law's expertise in the subject of evolution sounds questionable. Perhaps he should stick to nutritional science.

[Baraonda]

"[Can't recall ever seeing so much hate as a few of you creationists come up with.]"

And right you are. Below is a good example of one such anti-Christian hate post.

Friends of Piltdown Man^tm is a subsidiary of Shroud of New Jersey^tm. Our parent organization wishes to announce that this week only, we're offering jock straps made of genuine shroud cloth! Imagine the cozy feeling you'll get, knowing that the shroud is almost part of you! Your Shroud of New Jersey Jock Strap^tm is absolutely free, with a love offering of $100, plus 17.50 shipping and handling.

1,131 posted on 12/18/2005 2:17:32 PM PST by PatrickHenry (... endless horde of misguided Luddites ...)

[PatrickHenry]

Friends of Piltdown Man^tm is a subsidiary of Shroud of New Jersey^tm. Our parent organization wishes to announce that this week only, we're offering jock straps made of genuine shroud cloth! Imagine the cozy feeling you'll get, knowing that the shroud is almost part of you! Your Shroud of New Jersey Jock Strap^tm is absolutely free, with a love offering of $100, plus 17.50 shipping and handling.

[Gumlegs]

I think the image of the head bowing three times is one of the most delightful in all of G&S.

[eleni121]

It seems that every scientific era has its charlatans and certainly the EVO crowd has more than their share.

No wonder they are feeling paranoid...the EVO monolith/monopoly on science is busting up.