"By the way...Laura found some of your clothes in the closet. Them pants mad damn fine seat covers for my pick up."
"How'do ya like my new lamp? Don' t touch."
"Wanna go up and see the living quarters? Oh, really? I was just kiddin."
"So, how long has it been since you had a "real man?"
"Hey, you wanna compare college yearbooks? I bet you was real popl'r."
"Laura's upstairs baking some cookies. Wanna go up and help?"