I think he should have her into the Oval Office, sit down, then say:
"Lot's action in this room, huh?"
"Never could get the stain out of the rug there."
"Wanna sit in my chair? Ain't gonna happen. Ever."
"Funny, we don't have any interns."
"There was a guy named "Raul" working here...greenskeeper. Said to tell you "hi."
"There was also a housekeeper named "Tiffany," said to tell you "hi," too.
ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAO!