[Washi]

and occasionally prod them to take better care of themselves.

Prod? By what means?

Does anyone think that this will stop with diabetes?

"Mr. Jones, our records indicate that you didn't have your federaly mandated 5 servings of fruits and vegetables yesterday. Please come with us."

[Marie]

No crap. I can see this going in a hundred directions.

"Ve must repart you to de government! De cholesterol ist too high!"